Q: If we are on Earth, and Earth is in the Sol System, and the Sol System is in the Milky Way, and the Milky Way is in the Universe, where is the Universe?
A: I have no fucking clue, and thinking about it literally scares the shit out of me, so i try not to.

Q: Why is certain bizzare behavior considered "insanity" while other bizzare behavior is taken as a sign of being "cool"?
A: I dunno. Ask Angelina Jolie. That crazy bitch seems to have it figured out.

Q: Atheism, Buhdism, Christianity, Daoism, Hinduism, Islam, Judaism, Paganism, Santaria, Shinto, Voodoo, and crazy cultists. Who's right?
A: Well, I consider myself to be a Christian, but who's to say I'm right. It may be that whatever we belive is correct, so long as we belive it and we don't try to blow up everyone else who doesn't.

Q: Are you insane?
A: Probably.

Q: Why the hell do you keep meeting the perfect girl and then invariably screw it up all to hell?
A: You tell me and maybe I can manage to stop.

Q: If you hate your job, why don't you quit?
A: Because they keep paying me, duh.

Q: What's the speed of light in a vaccuum?
A: Quit being lazy and do your own homework, jackass.

Q: None of these questions are actually about the comic yet. What gives?
A: Who said the FAQ was about the webcomic?

Q: Did you just answer a question with a question?
A: Yes.

Q: Is Gont a frog?
A: No, he's a lizzard.

Q: Since he seems to speak for you, Rath is obviously based on you. Who is Gont based on?
A: Me. Rath is my voice, my logical side; Gont is my irrational side, my A.D.D. made manifest.

Q:Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
A:Why do we call it drive and park in the first place?

Q: Are you going to add to this later? Is it supposed to be funny?
A: Yes and yes.